We’re certain that Pro Football Hall of Famer Warren Sapp has some airport stories worth sharing, and even if the government shuts down at midnight, he’ll have the chance to make some more with the help of the TSA.

https://twitter.com/ndarmour/status/384845537725263872

Sapp’s not the first to wonder if the TSA might be told not to report for duty tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/USMC_Nightmare/status/384808430822633472

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