Those old enough to remember the 28-day government shutdown of 1995–96 probably don’t remember a whole lot changing. With the threat of another government shutdown on the horizon, citizens are taking to Twitter to ask their #ShutdownQuestions to prepare for the worst.

Harassment of the Tea Party will be handled by the volunteer comedians on the president’s Entertainment Advisory Committee, we’d imagine.

https://twitter.com/redhotliberty/status/384039961386684416

Won’t someone think of the shrimp?

Dennis Rodman will certainly step up.

https://twitter.com/BrookeDatz/status/384047662456389632

Exit question:

https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/384047363523743744