Those old enough to remember the 28-day government shutdown of 1995–96 probably don’t remember a whole lot changing. With the threat of another government shutdown on the horizon, citizens are taking to Twitter to ask their #ShutdownQuestions to prepare for the worst.
#shutdownquestions Who will babysit Biden?
— Kimmy (@notyourkimmy) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions Will the Pres' chauffeur get laid off?
— Patriot Ginger Snap (@PatriotGinger) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions "if the govt shuts down, who will target the tea party?"
— Dean Clancy (@DeanClancy) September 28, 2013
Harassment of the Tea Party will be handled by the volunteer comedians on the president’s Entertainment Advisory Committee, we’d imagine.
#shutdownquestions "if govt shuts down, will cowboys still write poetry?"
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions if gov't shutdown WHO WOULD BUILD MUH ROADS!?!?! Noooooooo!!!!!
— Steve (@Steve25x) September 28, 2013
"But who will poorly maintain the roads???!!!" #ShutDownQuestions
— CR (@KYColC) September 28, 2013
Will we be forced to look at Nancy Pelosi's Un-Botoxed face as a result of government shutdown? #shutdownquestions
— NetStoopid (@NetStoopid) September 28, 2013
Who will pretend to enforce immigration laws? #ShutDownQuestions
— Lawful Plunder (@LawfulPlunder) September 28, 2013
Will anonymous staffers have to stay in their one bedroom apartments with their three roommates, until it’s over? #ShutDownQuestions
— AiPolitics (@AiPolitics) September 28, 2013
Who will regulate my appliances, bathroom fixtures, automobile, television watching/radio listening and food ingredients? #shutdownquestions
— NetStoopid (@NetStoopid) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions How will I know what plants, food and drink I may or may not consume, with or without permission and in what quantities?
— LiveFree (@dj19173) September 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/redhotliberty/status/384039961386684416
Won’t someone think of the shrimp?
Will crusteaceans still get their 30 mins of cardio? #shutdownquestions pic.twitter.com/mFlKKilT2t
— Kurt Brown (@kurtabrown11) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions– if it happens, will my #obama phone still work?
— thin man (@bbhuee) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions Who will tell me what size soda I can have? Or which doctor I can see? Who will tell me what school my kids go to?
— Stacy (@StacyLynn624) September 28, 2013
Will first dog Bo have to travel coach?
— LiveFree (@dj19173) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions Will Obama's teleprompters be furloughed?
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions If the govt is closed who will humiliate us on the international stage?
— Ann (@annlanncan) September 28, 2013
Dennis Rodman will certainly step up.
#ShutDownQuestions will there still be immature pictures tweeted out by OFA staff?
— Ann (@annlanncan) September 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/BrookeDatz/status/384047662456389632
#ShutDownQuestions Will Obama's millions of Fake Twitter Followers be shut down, too?
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions will Louis Lerner's unused vacation pay check be delayed?
— Amy (@HindaRifka) September 28, 2013
#shutdownquestions Will Obama revert back to eating dog? @peta
— Sal (@SundevilSal) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions But how will the Govt investigate #Benghazi ? Trick question.
— Pattie Messina (@tocuteforprison) September 28, 2013
#ShutDownQuestions will shipments of weapons to terrorists be halted?
— Just me (@reluctantzealot) September 28, 2013
How will I actually notice this "shutdown" thing?
— LiveFree (@dj19173) September 28, 2013
How will the Fed Gov't react when they realize that the general population doesn't need them for much of anything?#ShutdownQuestions
— Dave (@CADave22) September 28, 2013
Exit question:
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/384047363523743744
