The twitter "war" between @patsajak and @greggutfeld has me laughing so hard I'm crying. How is it anyone actually thinks they're serious?
— Tina Farrell (@Tina_Farrell) September 21, 2013
Anyone not following the witty hilarity between @patsajak and @greggutfeld yesterday/today, drop what you're doing and go NOW.
— Windy Side of Care (@WindySideofCare) September 21, 2013
Fortunately, you haven’t missed anything, thanks to the good folks at Twitchy who have lovingly compiled the two-night-long Twitter “feud” between Greg Gutfeld and Pat Sajak. Thursday night’s smack down was such a hit that the pair added an extra night, so scroll down and enjoy Friday’s installment, where you just might learn what they keep under that big wheel of fortune and the role Satan plays behind the scenes.
watched wheel of fortune segment again and realized how wrong I was. @patsajak was right which throws redeye cage fight in chaos. 🙁
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld No, Greg. I was wrong. I overreacted. If anyone is an icon, it's you.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak Please, you are 2 kind. I overreacted. I'm on a hormonal patch and sometimes it gets the best of me. If anything, u are the icon.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Please don't say that. It's you. Icon. Icon. And, if I'm not stepping out of line, a very handsome icon.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak thank U. I do work out. But only to emulate your youthful physique. Don't think I didn't notice the forceful spins lately.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld You make me blush. Maybe we could work out together some time. I'm sure I could learn some new moves from you.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak i do resistance training only provided by a partner. No weights. We usually do this on a beach in singlets. Sunday, the park.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Well, gotta go. Reading your fabulous book "The Joy of Hate." Can't put it down. Love ya, man.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak i devoted the entire second half of the book to your hair
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld LOL!!! LMAO!!!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Get a room, you two!
Or just keep being delightfully awesome. Your choice!
@greggutfeld Really don't care for this book as much as I thought I would. Oh well, next will be better, I'm sure.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak awe crap…here we go again. I take back EVERYTHING i said. You are a COMMUNIST!!!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Can't take a little honest criticism? Maybe you should try to write better, you FASCIST!!!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak Funny, calling me a FASCIST, when u RUINED THAT MANS LIFE on ur sick little show!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Get off it! You're like a bulldog that won't let go. (My apologies to bulldogs everywhere.)
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak The mark of the antichrist? there are NO anagrams for Pat Sajak. Mark of the beast! No wonder contestants look terrified.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Look. There's no making up with you. Sign up for an online writing course and go to bed.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak You use the alphabet to crush souls. Me: i CREATE. You DESTROY. How U sleep at night is beyond the powers of ambien.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Easy. I turn on #RedEye.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
If I won $ on Wheel, I would offer to buy @patsajak a suit that fits
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld At least I look like a grownup in a suit.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak You dress like a excon on his first job interview
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld I wouldn't know. I'm not as familiar with the underworld as you are.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak your version of the underworld is the cellar you bury all the vowels you denied our nations working class.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Look, sweater boy, don't try to play populist with me!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
During commercial breaks, @patsajak spins the wheel while saying, "And I went to community college."
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
Acc to sources, @patsajak designed the actual wheel after a medieval device he purchased from Chuck Berry
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Did you read that from you teleprompter? What's that like, by the way? I never use one.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak My teleprompter is America. Yours is the PRINCE OF DARKNESS
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld And he says "hi" by the way.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Acc to sources, @patsajak wanted the letters on fire so Vana would have to turn them very fast or risk burns to her delicate hands. #evil
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Hard to type when the tequila starts kicking in, isn't it?
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
When @patsajak finishes a taping of Wheel, he sleeps on a bed of money he gleefully denied the desperate, pleading contestants.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld And with a high thread count!!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Be honest @patsajak – what did you do with Rolf Bernischke?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Fattened him up, changed his name and made him wear suspenders. He's on a show called #TheFive.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@robertmurdock6 @patsajak ROLF hosted Wheel for one year, then "mysteriously" disappeared.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld @robertmurdock6 It's why no one is allowed to look UNDER the wheel.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Originally, Wheel of Fortune was called "Let's Help America," but @patsajak said no. "Lets play with their lives!" he cackled, pettin a rat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld It resembled you, but with a better personality.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld @patsajak is this really Pat Sajak? or a team of people thinking up these comebacks? ….very surprised and impressed 🙂
— Chris Busi (@Cbusi1) September 21, 2013
@Cbusi1 @greggutfeld If I were faking it, I would have picked a bigger name.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Fun fact: @patsajak once kicked a contestant off the show for making eye contact. That contestant was MOTHER TERESA!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Well, she also mispronounced "trinity!"
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Wheel of Fortune was about giving free transport to elderly, but @patsajak said, "NO! let's make money of tourists!" Now, America suffers.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Mostly at 3am ET.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak they suffer from hilarity! Your viewers suffer from non-hilarity!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld At least you have fewer, so, in the aggregate, they suffer less.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak because they are drugged by your SATANIC POWERS!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Don't you have somewhere to be. Bed? Therapy? Writing class?
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Did you know that @patsajak was up for the role of Dexter, but was deemed "too creepy?" True story.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld It's like the time you got called for the "Fantasy Island" remake.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Low blow!
@patsajak I Do resemble a young Ricardo. You however, could have been Gopher on the Love Boat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
I'm going to a bar. I trust that @patsajak will not rifle through my underwear drawer while I am gone.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Have a good time. Talk to the folks. Just don't let them tumble from stools when they fall asleep.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak cheers!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld Bottoms up!
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
@patsajak no comment
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld @patsajak so who won?
— What I Learned Today (@Learedtoday) September 21, 2013
@Learedtoday @greggutfeld We like to think America did. Or at least that portion of America with no taste.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Okay, folks. Break it up. Nothing to see here. Go about your business.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
Is this a real feud, or some sort of pro-wrestling style rivalry? We’ll let the players speak for themselves.
Communication without facial cues leads some to think 2 people poking fun is anger. Sobering experience. And i'm drunk.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@gavinbusby Greg Gutfeld and I are "feuding," and apparently not everyone was born with a sense of humor gene.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) September 21, 2013
I'm thinking @greggutfeld & @patsajak need to take this on the road.Unless someone would end up buried in which case twitter is good…
— Krista Silveria (@KristaSilveria) September 21, 2013
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