Twitchy has told you before about the student revolts being inspired by Michelle Obama’s signature Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act and the tiny school lunches it has wrought, with some kids expending what energy they had left to shoot a parody video, “We Are Hungry.”
Don’t give up yet, kids. Along with your tiny new lunches, you can have all the water you can drink! Today, first lady Michelle Obama and actress Eva Longoria teamed up at Watertown High School (get it?) in Wisconsin to promote … water.
Admit it: that image does make you want to drink, a lot. But seriously folks, this is the official slogan of the new initiative:
“You are what you drink, and when you drink water you drink up,” see?
Even TV stars can drink up.
Drink more water, get regular tune ups and keep your tires inflated, and the rest will take care of itself.
The thing is, Americans get plenty of water: #ScienceSaysSo.
Maybe there’s an ulterior motive at work.