CNN calls it breaking news, but plenty are hoping that Erin Burnett’s report that U.S. intelligence has managed to crack al Qaeda’s secret code is anything but. Al Qaeda must know by now that America managed to decode its plans to attack U.S. embassies last week, right? If they didn’t before, they do now.

Don’t worry, it’s CNN. No one’s watching.

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