Class was in short supply today as Anthony Weiner convened yet another apology press conference to address the online exploits of his sexting alter ego, “Carlos Danger.” Leave it to the “real” Carlos Danger, then, to emerge from more than three years of Twitter sleep to clear his name with a stylish Shakespearean reference.

Well played, Señor Danger. Would you be interested in running for mayor of New York?

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