Poetry slam: Texas abortion debate inspires Twitter to contemplate #IfMyVaginaWasAGun

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun someone please tell me why the hell this is trending. ?

— shawntē hope (@shawntehope) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun why is this trending. who came up with this. what.

— emilee (@EmileelMcAdoo) July 9, 2013

I'm very confused about this trend —–> #IfMyVaginaWasAGun

— I'm a Princess, duh. (@ima___princess) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun liberals would be trying to limit ovary capacity.

— Yule-tide Genius (@Crapplefratz) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun The federal govt would want control of all records regarding its location and status — oh wait — #Obamacare.

— Leslie (@LADowd) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun liberals would impose a 10-day waiting period on it.

— Lilac Sunday (@LilacSundayBlog) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I'd think twice about that cigar Mr Clinton.

— Dr. Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun obama would always try and tell me when and where I can put stuff in it…

— Danny Robinson (@TheStormCro) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun Thanks, Sandra Fluke, but I'd still pay for my own bullets.

— Jules (@juleslalaland) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun Joe Biden would grab it and fire two warning shots into the air.

— NotClauswitz (@NotClauswitz) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun male lefties would know even less about it.

— Krystle (@TarheelKrystle) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I'd buy a tornado brush for it: http://t.co/DJFl5w9XlC @TwitchyTeam

— the forgetler (@theforgetler) July 9, 2013

@jtLOL #IfMyVaginaWasAGun, it would be illegal to kill babies with it.

— Julie (@Kamayeth) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I'd have an itchy trigger-finger

— The Mind Plumber (@ChampionCapua) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun You'd keep it locked up until you intended to use it — and then you'd own the consequences of doing so. #Gosnell

— General Al Haig (@ClearPatriot) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I'd be responsible enough with it to know what happens when you let someone chamber a round. #TGDN

— Frank L Saunders III (@flsku) July 9, 2013

#ifmyvaginawasagun Going off half-cocked would have a whole new meaning

— BipartisanMyAss (@DinKCisright) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun, "feminists" would finally support responsible use.

— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun liberal men would STILL be afraid of it.

— Gingerbread Jalen (@GOPMommy) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun, Lamaze classes would be held at shooting ranges.

— Robb Allen (@ItsRobbAllen) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I wouldn't use it as a toy.

— Maestro (@theemaestro) July 9, 2013

#ifmyvaginawasagun Spitzer would over pay for it

— The Pocket Change (@rwmccrory) July 9, 2013

I'm assuming we've already passed the "Molon Labia" point, yes? #IfMyVaginaWasAGun

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun it would still be a Saturday Night Special.

— Carla (@ChuckieMom1) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun …it'd be a Bushmaster!

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) July 9, 2013