John Kerry has been Secretary of State for more than five months now, but he’s been occupying a relatively low-key role until this week, when the historic uprising in Egypt thrust him (and his yacht) into the spotlight. We’ve already seen the #JohnKerryYachtNames hashtag take off in tribute, but with the State Department now backtracking on its claim that any sightings of Kerry afloat while Egypt burned were “completely inaccurate,” maybe it’s time for a new #StateDeptMotto as well.
https://twitter.com/obscureamerican/status/353256030253219841
#StateDeptMotto who or what is Benghazi?
— RR (@rar023) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto Reset…. yeah that worked out well.
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto Leave A Message.
— Not a Serf (@psjohnson23) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto "We'd Rather Be Yachting"
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) July 5, 2013
Who's on first ? #StateDeptMotto
— john palomino (@johnpalomino) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto There's a video to blame for that!
— Natasha Fatale (@N_Fatale) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto – "What Difference, At This Point, Does It Make?"
— Sandy (@s_j67) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto Jay Carney can explain this.
— Paul Kinkel ن (@PaulKinkel) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto "All 3 AM calls returned within two business days!"
— Razor (@hale_razor) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto We speak Austrian!
— Natasha Fatale (@N_Fatale) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto We're Listing to Port
— willyz (@willyz) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto Diplomacy Inaction
— andrea raiter (@redtiara) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto State. Where the truth goes to die.
— heymikey80 (@heymikey80) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto • Badmouthing America abroad so you don't have to.
— Diet Publicola (@DietPublicola) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto We Haven't Lost Antarctica – Yet.
— Paul Kinkel ن (@PaulKinkel) July 5, 2013
What happens in Nantucket stays in Nantucket
— Victor Nikki (@hapkidobigdad) July 5, 2013
Back up isn't coming.#Benghazi
— _AG_ (@ag_texas) July 5, 2013
Think of us as the President's Personal Travel Agency #StateDeptMotto
— Taxes You Pay (@TaxesYouPay) July 5, 2013
#StateDeptMotto Covering Our Asses Since 1789
— Peter Sterne, Sr (@p_w_sterne) July 5, 2013
