And they told us we were crazy when we questioned the wisdom of making Plan B available over the counter with no age limit. Young girls will be popping them like candy, we said. We suspect NARAL’s pro-choice M&Ms are just chocolate, but we’re not taking any chances. We’ll let NARAL lure the Netroots Nation crowd into their booth with the promise of free candy. Abortion doesn’t do much for our appetites.

You’re sure those are just M&Ms, right?