Until Alec Baldwin decides to get tough and tangle with another photographer on the mean streets of Manhattan’s West Village, we’ll just have to settle for this slice of nature’s wilder side: David Spade tangling with a squirrel on the golf course.

This piece of shit squirrel broke into golf cart and ripped off my peanuts and turkey. #prick #nomanners #dietcokeissafe

Update: fuckface is trying make a getaway. Goodluck dipshit u weigh 5 ounces. Not quite termite. No chance lance. Go back to bushes and cry to bugs

Due to popular demand, Spade uploaded the dramatic and profane conclusion to his encounter to YouTube. (Naughty language warning!) With tensions flaring, we couldn’t help but be sincerely concerned for the poor little guy’s safety (Spade, that is).

More entertaining than “Grown Ups 2”? We’ll have to wait and see.