The powers that be at Twitter haven’t verified Zubeidat Tsarnaeva yet, but it’s only been a few hours and, according to her bio, she “have new to Twittering.”

Zubi Tsarnaeva bio

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Twitter pal Troy Crossley (who was quickly smacked down by CNN’s Anderson Cooper after claiming he had Cooper’s support) has been at the forefront of the #FreeJahar movement, and Mrs. Tsarnaeva — if that really is Mrs. Tsarnaeva [dramatic pause] — has entrusted him to collect cash donations on her behalf.

http://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/statuses/328295322881241088

Everyone stand by as I will be getting word on this @Tsarnaeva Acct I have talked to one family member already an the confirmation if it is real or not will be released as I am going to find out. alls I know so far is the banking info she has is all correct

So, she has the banking information set up; what else is on her mind? Well, first she’d like her “son” Jahar to follow her. Then she’d like the lies to stop. But first, send money.

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328163612948570112

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328278430909095938

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328281321103310849

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328282463505895424

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328283053535412225

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328284645957459968

For someone new to Twitter, she sure knows how to put together a semi-coherent rant worthy of Cher.

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328300999645216769

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328302416850190337

https://twitter.com/Tsarnaeva/status/328304195163799552

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