One day after pledging his allegiance to Planned Parenthood at a fundraising speech, President Obama took the stage at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner to deliver some gags and ensure the press continued to pledge its allegiance to him. But there was another, alternative “nerd prom” going on in town, and no, it wasn’t Buzzfeed’s party, which for some reason was covered by C-SPAN.

The real alternative event was the Wilberforce Weekend Conference at the Chuck Colson Center for Christian Worldview, at which Cardinal Timothy Dolan was honored. Kathryn Jean Lopez was in attendance and live-tweeted the event, which was about as far from the president’s Planned Parenthood tribute as ideologically possible.

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