Michael Moore found something he liked about today’s dedication ceremony at the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum, and it’s no surprise it was Jimmy Carter’s flashback to an alternative future where Al Gore still had a chance to become president. Note Moore’s insistence on putting the word “library” in quotation marks — they probably don’t even have a single copy of “Dude, Where’s My Country” to check out. Besides, Bush can’t even read; right, Albert Brooks?

What sort of nation opens this “fake” library while allegedly closing real libraries from coast to coast? Is it all part of Bush’s plan to keep the nation ignorant and pave the way for Jeb? Or is it Al Gore’s fault for inventing the Internet?



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