It’s a good thing everyone got the jokes out of the way early. Yes, Paul Kevin Curtis does have three first names, but it turns out that’s not proof enough that he’s some sort of terrorist mailing ricin-tainted letters to Washington, D.C. Federal prosecutors today formally dropped all charges against Curtis.

Curtis and his lawyer held a press conference this afternoon.

Curtis says he loves his country, and we bet he loves his mama too.

Is it OK now to make terrible puns? It seems so.