Piers Morgan demonstrated his one-of-a-kind eye for journalism last night during the tense Dzhokhar Tsarnaev standoff by asking the question that was on exactly no one’s mind at the time: “Imagine if that’s YOUR boat.”

Not even a White House petition has managed to unmoor Morgan from his desk at CNN, but if all of the big scary guns in America do drive him back across the pond, Twitter has plenty of #PiersBoatNames for his escape vessel.





Keep ’em coming, Twitter; you’d know he’s reading these.

Recommended Twitchy Video