See, not even Richard Lewis cares what Richard Lewis thinks about the Second Amendment. When the comedian dipped his toe into the gun control debate last night, who could have predicted that his foray into firearm policy would flame out so soon? OK, we did. To his credit, Lewis did declare the Second Amendment “cool,” but he’s heard enough from its defenders. Could it be they’re a little touchy after having been demonized for three months as “heartless motherf*ckers” who don’t care about children’s lives?

Enough gun talk; back to the comedy. We hope you’re feeling funny, because Lewis is outsourcing punchlines now. He must be really busy.