We too had thought we’d heard just about every possible argument both for and against same-sex marriage, but then we realized we hadn’t heard José Canseco’s take. “Leading change” is just about the very last thing the Supreme Court ought to be doing; besides, today’s events suggest the justices aren’t anxious to do it.

Whatever the justices’ ages have to do with it, we suspect their minds would be blown were they to read Canseco’s view of the gay and the ungay.