Remember the lonely guy with the big stick who wanted nothing but to put on a fake mustache and slip unnoticed through Tel Aviv to mingle with the college kids in bars? Yeah, that same guy is somewhere in this motorcade (we think). He might even be wearing the mustache.

We’re glad to know “the beast” is feeling better after breaking down yesterday. How soon until reporters reach out for comment from Al Gore about the global footprint of this rolling monster?