It looks as though Venezuela will be the next hot vacation spot for Hollywood leftists, as the AP is reporting that the body of Hugo Chavez will lie in state permanently.

Before you right-wing nutjobs start in, let us remind you that America’s greatest president, Jimmy Carter, personally observed several of Venezuela’s elections and can confirm that Chavez was not a dictator. He is so beloved, the state has practically no choice but to keep his body on display forever.

That’s not creepy; you Americans just don’t understand how much the poor of Venezuela (and the rich liberals of America) loved the man. A lot.