Do we have to make a “Dumb and Dumber” joke here, or is that implied? Let’s get this straight: the Catholic Church’s problem is that it denies human sexuality? We know we’re anti-science conservatives and all, but the Catholic Church does seem to have a pretty good understanding of where babies come from, when life begins, and who needs to be involved to make that happen.


Hey, Catholics, you have Jim Carrey’s emoticon-laced “blessing” to douse yourself in skunk spray.


Jim Carrey: The lives of assault rifle owners aren’t really ‘worth protecting’

Jim Carrey: Gun violence? That’s totally karma, bitter clingers