Yes, America is still being very good to South Korean rapper PSY, despite his past of not being so good to America, what with wishing our troops and their families would die slowly and painfully. So, would PSY follow up his Christmas performance for the Obamas with a Super Bowl half-time show?

Not quite. That honor goes to a reunited Destiny’s Child. PSY will pop up during the game, though, in an ad for pistachios.

What if we miss that precious 30 seconds?