For a while it seemed as though America might have to choose between its guns and national treasure (but British citizen) Piers Morgan. Morgan had suggested he might deport himself if America didn’t change its outdated gun laws. Today, however, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney assured Morgan that the petition arguing for his deportation would be brought to the president’s attention, and if anyone can broker a deal, it’s Barack Obama.
That said, we’ve been following this list of reasons #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals, and the case is pretty convincing.
Guns shoot straight.
— Shep (@Shep_Brian) January 7, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals They work.
— Doc Is Done (@Doc_68W_) January 8, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals When a gun gets fired it doesn't expect 3 years unemployment.
— Kevin Gillem (@HeavyKevi) January 7, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals because you can put a silencer on a gun
— Smidgean of Truth (@smidgean) January 7, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns can protect the lives of innocent children at a school.
— Peter Cobb (@PeterCIAmCoptic) January 8, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals A gun won't tell you that it won't raise your taxes at the same time it is actually raising your taxes.
— ScreamingAtTheRadio (@ScreamRadioShow) January 8, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals a liberal is pretty useless when there's immediate danger
— Polyglot Teabilly (@Holger_Danske) January 8, 2013
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 8, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals because I actually enjoy the hearing the noise/sound it makes
— John (@ChitownGumshoe) January 8, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns don't put out maps of every liberal in my area
— Mike Bussow (@mikebussow) January 8, 2013
One uses shells; the other wants you to shell out. #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals
— Razor (@hale_razor) January 8, 2013
If you don’t find these tweets funny, you might be a liberal.
#whygunsarebetterthanliberals because my gun isn't angry about this trend.
— Tim Kenney (@tkenney01) January 8, 2013