Is ABC’s Rick Klein responsible for the idea that Vice President Joe Biden should be the star of his own reality show? If he can come up with ridiculous lines like, “Spread your legs, you’re going to be frisked” when cameras are rolling, imagine what 24-hour coverage would produce. You have to admit, that photo essay of his trip to Costco was pretty entertaining.

In any case, the idea has taken on life in the form of yet another of those online White House petitions. Strangely, the universal reaction seems to be, “What, there isn’t one already?”

Imagine how many jobs it would create just to bleep out the obscenities! That’s a shovel ready job for sure.