To get your first question out of the way, Jared Leto is an actor and frontman of the band 30 Seconds to Mars (not to mention one of PETA’s sexiest vegetarians). He must be pretty successful, too, which brings us to our second question: just how much is Leto willing to pay? We could use a couple trillion to start, seeing as we hit the $16.4 trillion debt ceiling on Monday.

At least one follower was paying attention.

A gentle reminder: there’s no law against paying as much as you want.