With CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” dominating the cable news ratings night after night, it’s unlikely that Morgan will make the move to the big screen his fans have been demanding. (That was sarcasm, by the way; we thought we’d point it out since Musket Morgan has trouble with that concept.) Americans who can’t get enough of a British citizen lecturing them on Constitutional rights can only dream of these #PiersMorganMovies that will never be made.
#PiersMorganMovies Fools Coming to America
— This is fine (@Bowman1) December 20, 2012
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@BreitTwit1 #PiersMorganMovies True Twit
— XEKE (@xekedotcom) December 20, 2012
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#PiersMorganMovies It Came From Planet Asshat
— Giantè Hicks ? (@GianteH1cks) December 20, 2012
Full Metal Jackass
— Dave Somethinorother (@Dehneh1) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies "Wanker."
— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) December 20, 2012
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No Country for Whiny British Men #PiersMorganMovies
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) December 20, 2012
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#PiersMorganMovies Diary of a Wimpy Kid's Wimpy Un-Armed Father
— August West (@freestaterevolt) December 20, 2012
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Say Anything #PiersMorganMovies
— Rabbi Jason Miller (@RabbiJason) December 20, 2012
Normally we ask Twitchy readers to keep ’em coming, but we’ll leave that to a professional.
Highly amused by #piersmorganmovies – keep them coming.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 20, 2012
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