With CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” dominating the cable news ratings night after night, it’s unlikely that Morgan will make the move to the big screen his fans have been demanding. (That was sarcasm, by the way; we thought we’d point it out since Musket Morgan has trouble with that concept.) Americans who can’t get enough of a British citizen lecturing them on Constitutional rights can only dream of these #PiersMorganMovies that will never be made.




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