Good Lord. A trans-Atlantic battle of the egos is producing some unpleasant mental images today, as Donald Trump lobs insults at his British equivalent, Alan Sugar, star of the U.K. version of “The Apprentice.”

What is it exactly that has Trump and Sugar tilting at each other? Windmills.

Trump is displeased with his Mini-Me. Bow down before Trump, Sugar!

Trump delivers the finishing blow.

Wow. What could make this Twitter spat more pathetic and uncomfortable? Enter Wormtongue.


Lord Sugar is still at it:

(Hat tip: @einfal)