Newark, N.J., Mayor Cory Booker will answer just about any question put to him on Twitter, usually with a heaping serving of New Jersey pride. If Papa John’s pizza tastes like freedom to conservatives, what must this popcorn taste like?

Though he had no comment on the nation’s Twinkie crisis, Twitchy will update with Springsteen superfan Gov. Chris Christie’s reaction when he learns of this secret ingredient.