Did you hear the one about how Mitt Romney is going to turn back the clock tonight … to the 1950s? Oh, you did? That’s right, you did. Vice President Biden delivered the same line earlier today at a campaign rally.

Did you hear that? Romney “seriously” wants to take us back in time. But you knew that too, thanks to Ashley Judd’s terrifying warning about waking up in 1950 if Romney’s elected.

Perhaps everyone can use that extra hour tonight to come up with some fresh material — or start packing boxes at the White House.