All of you old white men with your old man panties in a bunch over the Obama campaign’s disturbing “My First Time” campaign spot? Comedian and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder has the antidote: his parody video, entitled “More Free Crap.”

Here’s a still preview to let you know what you’re in for. If you can’t handle a strong feminist like Lena Dunham — we mean, Steven Crowder — well, you’re better off getting back to being old and white.