Well, on the bright side, just a few weeks ago the media seemed to have America convinced that there was no way Mitt Romney could win the election. With a Romney presidency looking more and more probable, though, plenty on Twitter are revealing their contingency plans: rioting, leaving the country, leaving the planet, and even assassination. What’s in store for the White House, though?
Romney gets on my nerves. If he wins I'm throwing black paint on the white house.
— pro. (@ayohiddia) October 17, 2012
OK, that’s pretty tame. What else do you have, Twitter?
I just know Mitt Romney gon burn a cross on the White House's lawn if he wins the election
— Corn Bread (@FreeMcChickens) October 17, 2012
I think that if Romney wins, we should let it burn…..the White House that is. CTFU
— MCG (@MarNaeMontana) October 17, 2012
Fuck goin back to Africa! If Romney wins Ima start a riot ill burn the whole White House down
— Mrs. Anderson… (@LynuminatiBody) October 18, 2012
If Romney ol busta ass wins THEN I wont give a damn who try bombin the white house.. FEEL FREE… BLOW THAT HOE TF UP!
— Cocaine Cool (@YungCoolCaine) October 17, 2012
Pro tip: tweeting your plan to “make it look like an accident” doesn’t really help it look like an accident. But thanks for letting the world know.