What “tampon rumor?” We learned from Twitter that known enemy of lady parts Mitt Romney will ban tampons if elected president. Some say the rumor was started by a lame political satire published months ago on the parody site Free Wood Post, but you can’t fool Ace and friends.


Tampon truthers, clinging bitterly to their Tampax! Save us, Obama!


Fact check, please:

This Republican war on women has gone too far.

Has all of this tampon nonsense cleared up anything?