Forget everything you’ve heard from Joe Biden about the president’s “big stick.” The Obama campaign has just pulled the covers off of Barack Obama’s new tool, and Twitter is abuzz with speculation. Spoiler: it’s not Obama (or Biden).

So, is this tool a real thing?

So, just what does this amazing tool do? Something useful?

Those brave enough to click through found an interactive map which shows “just some of the ways that the President has helped your state and community over the past four years” — you know, in case you hadn’t noticed.