Around 70 million people watched President Obama’s debate flame-out Wednesday night, and conservatives are hoping that Vice President Joe Biden next week will continue to be the gift that keeps on giving as he faces Paul Ryan in Danville, Kentucky. The president was too busy governing to prepare for his debate, but Biden’s handlers are certain not to repeat that mistake.
We’ve heard that debate preparation can be a real drag, and they don’t let you out to play. But just for fun, let’s take a peek behind the scenes at #BidenDebatePrep.
#BidenDebatePrep– Joe, remember the state we are in. Write it on your hand.
— Joe Good (@mach162) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep – Stay behind your own podium, there will be no peeking at Congressman Ryan's notes during the debate
— Sandy* (@s_j67) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Walks out and asks moderator if she would please move on to another topic. Repeats over and over.
— woot6 (@woot6) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep More Pudding!
— Shane (@Sarge_87) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Practice the "Annoying Uncle" fake-punch-wink-and-pat-the-head move for post debate meet-up with Ryan's kids.
— Terry_Jim. ? Terry in CB (@Terry_Jim) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep: Buy 143,800 pounds of KoolAid. Distribute to college kids nationwide the night of. #tcot #Nobama
— Motionn Crew (@MotionnPicture) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Spelling out words = BAD. Counting number of letters in words = WORSE.
— Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/MBGlenn/status/254296689526059009
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/254298480082812928
#BidenDebatePrep. Picture Ryan as a biker chick-cheerleader on the hard wood in chains.
— Vilified Ostracized (@brakinggnus) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/254311587614191616
#BidenDebatePrep Make sure moderator knows his safe word.
— Sparkling Jules (@Coolish_Breeze) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Don't ask anyone to stand up. Just in case.
— Walmart Hillbilly (@NoKoolAide) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Don't use the Hindu accent, not even for emphasis
— Stuart (@Ringo6) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Race card tricks
— Angie Mancuso (@AngieMancuso) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep "Remember, No F Bombs, No F Bombs, No…"
— BD Pisani (@B2Journal) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep 3 Stooges Marathon!
— Be Free (@twiez07) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/xfranman/status/254345008579227648
#BidenDebatePrep THE PIPELINE IS DEAD AND BIG BIRD IS ALIVE–THE PIPELINE IS DEAD AND BIG BIRD IS ALIVE…………
— Tim Murphy (@TimMurphy50) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/pontiac_pride6/status/254357069229072385
#BidenDebatePrep "Joe, I believe one time U bragged about having a high IQ. Do you still feel this way?" Biden: IQ…could you spell that?
— Mike a.k.a. Proof ?? (@ProofBlog) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/WillProfit1/status/254376565356507136
If Wednesday night proved anything, it’s that Biden very well could turn in a better performance than his boss. We have a feeling, though, that these previously prepared #GoreExcusesForBiden might come in handy.
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