Stop that train, Michael Moore wants to get on! This morning, Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward hopped on board the Obama debate excuses train, suggesting to Fox’s Brian Kilmeade that the president’s poor debate performance likely was due to some important presidential business that must have distracted him from the task at hand.

Moore has a similar theory that perhaps involves some sort of grassy knoll backstage at the University of Denver.

So, the president was perhaps expecting something involving a loud boom? If that’s true, wouldn’t it have been information the entire audience should have known about?

Other viewers have their own theory.