Nancy Lee Grahn joined the anti-gun crowd’s collective freak-out Monday at the sight of “Dancing with the Stars” contestant Bristol Palin shooting a moose — a paper moose target, actually. But that innocent paper moose could just as well have been a person in a movie theater, right? Same gun, and in the hands of a Tea Party nut — paging Brian Ross, please pick up the crazy phone.

For Grahn, “Dancing with the Stars” is down to a battle between vegans and moose-eating, f’in Tea Partiers.

War? Do they make a vegetarian chill pill?

It’s not all about politics. Sometimes it’s about money and politics.