We had to laugh earlier this week when the president’s press secretary revealed that Obama hasn’t done much debate preparation for next week because he’s been too busy governing. He was certainly too busy to meet with any world leaders at the U.N. Maybe that appearance on “The View” was a warm-up for Wednesday night; will moderator Jim Lehrer step up and ask tougher questions than Whoopi Goldberg?
We’re not counting on it, but in any case, Romney’s supporters on Twitter have helpfully begun his debate prep for him. Here are some #RomneyDebateLines we’d like to hear.
#RomneyDebateLines Once everything is Redistributed- where is the pursuit of happiness for the millions who wish better for their families?
— ***America*** (@Earn_IT_2012) September 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/InManibusDei/status/252069652753158144
#RomneyDebateLines President, it's God BLESS America. You've weakened our military. Prices up, wages down. Forward? More like upside down.
— Eric ?? (@xyzzy73) September 29, 2012
#RomneyDebateLines Mr. President, this country is indebted for your service, literally. There's 5 trillion reasons why you have to go.
— Dave (@CADave22) September 29, 2012
#RomneyDebateLines If GM is really alive, where are the new jobs? If Osama is really dead, why is there an army chanting "we're all Osamas"
— Matt Zimmerman (@MeMattZ) September 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/dannstank/status/252087417127985152
#RomneyDebateLines "Forget about four years ago. Are you better off now than you were four DAYS ago?"
— Maul Of America (@MaulofAmerica) September 29, 2012
#RomneyDebateLines You're about to be a bump in the road of American history. #tcot
— Kilgore (Human Scum) is here. (@miketheartist42) September 29, 2012
My opponent has been 'ground breaking' in many areas, but hasn't yet mastered shovel ready jobs. #romneydebatelines
— Wrandom (@Wrandom) September 29, 2012
@CAAmyO #RomneyDebateLines "Mr. President: It seems you had some trouble a few weeks back.. Now do you know how much the national debt is?"
— Christy J. (@NoDramaGal) September 29, 2012
You've got until January 20th to cut the deficit in half. What are you waiting for, Mr President? #RomneyDebateLines
— Sound the Dread Alarm (@_ThisJustin_) September 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/dannstank/status/252118311104557057
https://twitter.com/PennyCLewis/status/252119746613493760
https://twitter.com/MariscoMalo/status/252119864330821633
https://twitter.com/Stewie02/status/252120637882114048
#RomneyDebateLines Barack, is there any chance that your son could have looked like Brian Terry?
— WV Cherokee (@WVCherokee68) September 29, 2012
#RomneyDebateLines "We're not keeping you from your tee time, are we Mr. President?"
— Mike a.k.a. Proof ?? (@ProofBlog) September 29, 2012
Mr President the GM Volt is dead & Al-Queda is alive #RomneyDebateLines
— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) September 29, 2012
Yes I'm rich and I want you to be rich too! #RomneyDebateLines
— Cynthia Heath (@CynthiaCHeath) September 29, 2012
#RomneyDebateLines No one ever got a job from taxpayer-funded birth control.
— Razor (@hale_razor) September 29, 2012
I think minorities are smart enough to get picture IDs. #RomneyDebateLines
— Stuart (@Ringo6) September 29, 2012
And that’s just a warm-up. Conservatives know what they’d like to hear. How about it, Gov. Romney?
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