Obama offers introduction to two American presidents; DREAMers need not apply

“A cup of Joe” with Joe Biden didn’t sound too stimulating a few months back, and the Obama campaign recently offered a chance at dinner with the president himself. The latest offer in exchange for your donation is the opportunity to be introduced to two American presidents, the second of whom is Bill Clinton. Funny that the tease specifies “American” presidents; no chance of meeting any foreign leaders with this president in tow any time soon.

No “undocumented workers” need apply according to the conditions: “Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents of 50 United States, District of Columbia and Puerto Rico and 18 or older (or age of majority under applicable law).” Racists!