It was Joe Biden who in time of national crisis reassured us the president has a big stick. Then he gave us all the creeps with his talk of knowing eight presidents, “three of them intimately.” Now Diplo, the DJ and producer who has worked with such acts as Beyoncé and Usher, has some inside information on the GOP candidate.

We’ll admit, this does have us rethinking our vote. What other knowledge do you have for us, Diplo?