To be fair, it was actually television host Dr. Oz who theorized that obesity is “the number one, the greatest national security threat that we have.” Check out the video below to see the first lady set him straight. No, wait. Check out the video to see her respond, “Absolutely.”

You see, the reason our embassies are vulnerable is because young people are too fat to join the military. Is Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s soda ban the first step toward restoring America’s military superiority?

Keep in mind that the segment was taped earlier in the week, although we can’t guarantee the answer would have changed. Where are the media to ask the first lady if she regrets her statement?