President Obama’s vow today that “justice will be done” in the case of U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens seems to have earned him a promotion in Bill Maher’s rich fantasy world.

Just two years ago, Maher expressed his disappointment that Obama wasn’t a “real black president” who would deal with BP’s CEO by “lift[ing] up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants.” But newly crowned Ninja Badass Obama is so calm in a crisis he doesn’t need a gun tucked into his mom jeans.

Our only question: while rioting continues outside the embassy in Cairo tonight, what crisis has drawn the ninja-in-chief to Vegas?