Opinion on Clint Eastwood’s skit at the Republican National Convention was split in a big way, with Kirstie Alley calling it “funny as hell” and Mike Elk deeming it a racist “minstrel show.” While Eastwood faces a possible boycott of his new film, the empty chair to which he spoke was a breakaway superstar of the night, inspiring its own Twitter account, an #Eastwooding photo craze and maybe even a few write-in votes.
So, what are some other #ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama?
#thingsIwouldvoteforbeforeObama (I'll keep it simple) everything!!!
— John (@FuriousCStyles) August 31, 2012
@imaumbn #thingsIwouldvoteforbeforeobama richard nixon, jimmy carter, the red sox and cigarettes for kindergarteners
— Crackbarry (@Crackbarry1) August 31, 2012
Jimmy Carter #thingsIwouldvoteforbeforeObama
— Han Yolo (@MCHblazer) August 31, 2012
Wow, two votes for Jimmy Carter already. Forward, people.
Just about any Democrat, maybe even @JoeBiden… #ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama
— gres (@uLive4) August 31, 2012
#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama cottage cheese..
— William Bilbrey (@stinger5150) August 31, 2012
#ThingsIwouldvoteforBeforeObama An endless 5 hour loop of "We Built This City" by Starship
— Dave (@CADave22) September 1, 2012
#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama Obama's Kenyan brother.
— juliebean (@juliagulia614) September 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/241688428964630530
#thingsIwouldvoteforbeforeObama Anyone remember that little green alien on the Flintstones? (I guess the show had jumped the shark by then.)
— ProIntegrity (@ProIntegrity) September 1, 2012
#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama Roseanne Barr
— Jim Gladden (@GenesisRacing) September 1, 2012
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#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama
Root canal w/no anesthesia by Mike the Barber with sharpened chopsticks and a pint of liquor in his system.— CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) September 1, 2012
#thingsIwouldvoteforbeforeObama Whatever that mystery thing was that caused one wheel of my shopping cart to lock up at Wegman's today.
— ProIntegrity (@ProIntegrity) September 1, 2012
#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama – Appointing Clay Aiken music czar
— Karen SmokyEyes ❌ (@karebair1) September 1, 2012
#ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama the Pie that @jasonbiggs stuck his member into in American Pie. #FireJasonBiggs
— Lola Twelve (@LolaTwelve) September 1, 2012
So, any other suggestions? Keep checking around your back yard and in your kitchen cabinets — sorry, racist! — for nominees.
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