Opinion on Clint Eastwood’s skit at the Republican National Convention was split in a big way, with Kirstie Alley calling it “funny as hell” and Mike Elk deeming it a racist “minstrel show.” While Eastwood faces a possible boycott of his new film, the empty chair to which he spoke was a breakaway superstar of the night, inspiring its own Twitter account, an #Eastwooding photo craze and maybe even a few write-in votes.

So, what are some other #ThingsIWouldVoteForBeforeObama?

Wow, two votes for Jimmy Carter already. Forward, people.

So, any other suggestions? Keep checking around your back yard and in your kitchen cabinets — sorry, racist! — for nominees.