Justin Bieber’s new video — sorry, short film — for the song “As Long As You Love Me” premiered just today, and the official YouTube clip has already racked up more than 1.3 million views. That strange noise you hear in the background is the sound of ovaries giving up around the world.

https://twitter.com/intaanys/status/230648484246724608

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Really? That’s been trending all day?

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