We’d heard a rumor somewhere that Mitt Romney is rich, and there have been rumblings about his faith as well. Roger Ebert, previously suspicious of the possible “gayness” of Romney’s Mormon garments (and, previously, Sarah Palin’s “vaguely alarming eyeglasses”), now takes a shallow dip into the Bible for a cheap swipe at the GOP candidate.

Oh, and had you heard that Romney’s wife, Ann, rides a horse?