Nearly a full week after telling supporters at a campaign rally, “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t built that,” President Obama is claiming in ads that the line was taken out of context. The backlash continues, and now unrelenting conservatives on Twitter are descending on the president’s words in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan. Yes, #ObamaHasBeenSwiftquoted.

We know he didn’t actually say this.

Are we certain we heard all of these correctly? Could some objective professionals please place these in context for us?