Newt Gingrich earned a hearty round of applause on the Tonight Show earlier this week for proposing a “hands-off” policy for spouses and children of political candidates. But certain spouses are just too much of a temptation, so while Rep. Michele Bachmann takes the usual “crazy *****” beating via the #DontTellMichele hashtag, it’s husband Marcus who reminds us of the timeless middle-school thrill of calling someone gay.

Today’s mass shooting is on everyone’s mind, but while Warner Bros. found time to cancel its Paris premiere and pull and recut trailers and TV spots, the #DontTellMichele hashtag was just too far along to stop.