Newt Gingrich earned a hearty round of applause on the Tonight Show earlier this week for proposing a “hands-off” policy for spouses and children of political candidates. But certain spouses are just too much of a temptation, so while Rep. Michele Bachmann takes the usual “crazy *****” beating via the #DontTellMichele hashtag, it’s husband Marcus who reminds us of the timeless middle-school thrill of calling someone gay.
#DontTellMichele Marcus is over at the clinic “straightening out” some strapping young gay lads while she’s ferreting out moles … #ctl #p2
— Cletis Stump (@CletisStump) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele that she's a beard. Her whole life is a fraud.
— Holly Tooker (@kellabeck) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele that her husband…..oh, never mind!
— Treeza Star (@PennyLoafer99) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele her hubby is either gay or Chaz Bono
— vinniemontoya (@PiperDewn) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele That Marcus is the one stretching out her clothes
— Kimanne123 (@kimanne123) July 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/MotivatedInOhio/status/226455394707460096
https://twitter.com/mccottrell/status/226458341977780226
#DontTellMichele that you cant force a gay man to be straight…….eh Marcus?
— Dr. Curtis Knox (@ArrogantDemon) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele that Marcus has a "Wide Stance."
— S. (@blackmagpie69) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele That Marcus' favorite song is"It's Raining Men"
— Red Pill America (@RedPillAmerica) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele …that her husband wears her high heels around the house when she isn't home.
— Gina (@redhed67) July 20, 2012
#DontTellMichele That Marcus has a penchant for trying on ladies underwear.
— Shasta Merlot (@ShastaMerlot) July 21, 2012
Having a gay husband and being totally crazy must be hard gurl? #IStandWithBachmann #DontTellMichele
— dabule (@dabule) July 21, 2012
#DontTellMichele that her husband is more fabulous than Perez Hilton.
— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) July 21, 2012
Today’s mass shooting is on everyone’s mind, but while Warner Bros. found time to cancel its Paris premiere and pull and recut trailers and TV spots, the #DontTellMichele hashtag was just too far along to stop.
Been a horrific day friends. We had set this #DontTellMichele hashtag up days ago … too late to cancel #ctl #p2
— Cletis Stump (@CletisStump) July 20, 2012
