Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from President Obama’s former students from his time as senior lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School. So maybe it’s time that the rest of us stepped up and let the president know just how much we’ve learned from the Obama School of Hard Knocks. Let’s cue “Pomp and Circumstance” and review what we’ve covered so far.

We learned things about mathematics we never knew.

He expanded our vocabularies.

We’ve learned how government works.

Let’s not forget Coach Obama and his contributions to physical education.

His leadership has also given us insight into the lives of his presidential predecessors.

Class (warfare) is in session!

We hope you’ve been paying attention, because it’s time for a pop quiz.