“Juno” and “Young Adult” screenwriter Diablo Cody has emerged with perhaps the most scathing indictment of the United States education system yet.

What sort of history teacher actually weeps at the sound of Jesus Jones? Aren’t liberal teachers’ unions always trying to get Jesus out of the curriculum?

It seems the problem is more widespread than we could have imagined.

This story can’t really be true, can it?

Billy Joel? Jesus Jones? Don’t schools have history textbooks anymore?

The problem brought to light, more tweeters are breaking their silence and weighing in with their own tearful stories of abuse.