Announcing his client’s impending divorce from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes’s attorney has declared the situation “a personal and private matter for Katie and her family.” Apparently he has not heard of Twitter.

Some are sensing a curious pattern.

More than a few others sense something other than age at work.

Hey, their marriage was strong enough to survive “Knight and Day.”

But their love seemed so real, didn’t it?

Groan!

https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/218756511890022400

Too soon?

Won’t someone think of the children?