Twitter is many things to many people, and one of the more mysterious aspects has surrounded the distribution of the coveted blue verification checkmarks. It originally was a tool to verify when an account was a parody or was actually operated by the legitimate celebrity/journalist/royalty/politician/infomercial spokesperson.
Frequently though we encounter individuals whose claim to the blue check is an outright mystery. Which brings us to the most famous of racists on Twitter, Saira Rao. She is so obsessed with white people and their opinions that she seems perfectly tailored as a parody account — except for that damned verified blue check!
The latest has Saira acting in her usual condescending fashion.
White dudes: I am a short, middle-aged Asian lady. What scares you so much?
— saira rao (@sairasameerarao) July 23, 2019
Well since she wanted to open up a dialogue with the white guys they rose to the offer.
Your driving. https://t.co/1M31MUKQMQ
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) July 23, 2019
That whatever affliction you are dealing with is contagious.
— Cranky Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) July 23, 2019
We fear your remonstrances when we manspread on the train.
— Fred does that thing you like (@AliasNestor1) July 23, 2019
I reject the premise of your question, although you are definitely creepy.
— El Jefe (@ElJefeTulum) July 23, 2019
The fact the middle age Asian woman is using the word "dude".
— Johnathon Utahh (@THOMark77) July 23, 2019
Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.
I’m pretty sure there isn’t a “white dude” I know that’s afraid of you. But ok ???♀️
— janita ?? (@janita394) July 23, 2019
That is a sexist remark. Are you suggesting that short middle-aged Asian ladies cannot intimidate?
— Rich Wanker (@a_rich_wanker) July 23, 2019
OOooooooohhhhh … a moral quandary!
Finally my moment pic.twitter.com/y3tKSGECnh
— Eric Newbury (@newbury_eric) July 23, 2019
Lots of people are scared by clowns, not just white dudes.
— Flea Bailey (@LeeBail51631820) July 23, 2019
"FISH" I love fishing but can't stand the smell or taste of them. My wife loves them but what does she know.
She is a short middle aged Asian woman.
— Jim Devlin (@FreeTheBeagle) July 23, 2019
And while on the subject of scared white dudes we need to be thankful one of them was brave enough to ask the SERIOUS question that needs to be addressed.
I’m scared of people who wear their shirts backwards. pic.twitter.com/kxmvMUSlzL
— the_mighty_tree (@djs144) July 23, 2019
This is the end-all question. Not until this issue gets resolved do we entertain any of Saira’s other concerns!