Democrats, activists, and the perpetually offended are a constant source of of mind-spinning nonsensical content. With the Presidential campaign already ramping up with a wide field of candidates who are trying to out-extreme the next in order to get traction there is little oxygen left for the pedestrian state politicians to gain notice.

Credit to Jessica Farrar for doing what it takes to nab some of that needed attention.

In a dose of purely onanistic legislation the Texas state lawmaker tries to deliver a message by completly showing a disregard for common sense — and science. But hey, at least she is woke. Farrar, an avid abortion rights activist, has proposed a new bill that will see to it men incur a mandator tax each time they choose to relieve some physiological stresss by their own…eer, hand.

 

To take her nonsensical policy further, Farrar’s bill also would impose a 24 hour waiting period on colonoscopies, vasectomies, and the purchase of Viagra. Because, reasons. Sounds more like she is spreading around seeds of discord.

The mind reels when considering the ramifications of a rub-and-tug tariff.

Well there goes their college tuition accounts.

Now, about that $100 dollar figure. Does that not exceed the going rate for many adult-service-industry requests?

Ah, so THAT is what Robert Kraft was doing — saving money. No wonder he is a billionaire!

Now there you go, making sense and introducing pragmatic thought. She was making a point, dammit! (Or, something…)

That, folks, is what is called a closer!

 

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